He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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