You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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