I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Randomize