it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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