Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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