the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
All the doctor said was why
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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