this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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