I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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