you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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