dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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