Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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