I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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