the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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