my soul wont recognize me after tonight
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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