They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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