The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I love having hate sex.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
The adults are the big ones right?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.