Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
