They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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