i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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