I didn't shave. On purpose
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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