god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
