We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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