these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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