google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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