kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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