well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You are a genius and a whore.
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