i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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