dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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