I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
