My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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