I wanna bring you to show and tell
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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