So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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