You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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