yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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