Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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