woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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