i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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