Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Fuck appropriateness.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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