It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
