Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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