Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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