whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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