I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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