shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
he fucked my hip out of place.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
