Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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