Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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