I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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