But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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