you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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