it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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