Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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