If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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