i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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