quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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