Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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